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Koch Brothers Donate $10 Million to Erectile Dysfunction

April fool 2011 :-) It all started with a snake, or to be more precise, a bunch of snakes. A couple of Koch…

Prime Minister Wants to Paint Canada Green

April fool 2011 :-) In a dramatic campaign promise, embattled Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has announced that, if re-elected, his government would…

Hot Alliance: Shell, Suntech and ICBC to Create “ShellSunergy”

April fool 2011 :-) Reaching for the stars has new meaning today with the announcement of a blockbuster solar energy joint venture between…
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Industrialists Embark on Cross-Country Run for the Environment

April fool 2011 :-) In a scene right out of Forrest Gump, industrialists Charles and David Koch have been running the entire 3,000…

Walmart Announces Policy To Increase the Percentage of Women In Management

April fool 2011 :-) Walmart President and CEO Mike Duke announced that the world’s largest retail chain will create a company-wide set of…

Walmart Launching Super-Local Supercenters, DIY Slaughter Services

Walmart is taking its new emphasis on local and organic food to a radical level, the mega-retailer announced today. Ten Walmart Supercenters around…
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Justin Bieber to Be Replaced by Solar Robot, My World 3.0 Arrives Early

A year ago today… It’s not often on 3p that we get a chance to talk about pop idols, or music in general.…

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PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MAHWAH, NEW JERSEY, April 1, 2010 – Today, Anderson Office Supply, the Tri-State area’s leading supplier of name…

D.C.-Area Escorts Offer Free Services to Congress for Vote on Climate Bill

As the 40th anniversary of Earth Day approaches, Congress is heating up over debate around the proposed Kerry-Graham-Lieberman Bill, which would establish sweeping…

Fair Trade Tea Party Stages Violent Protest in Washington

Yesterday, protesters from the divisive Fair Trade Tea Party clashed with D.C. police, as violent protests erupted when throngs of activists descended upon…
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ExxonMobil to Stop Drilling; Will Cover Phoenix With Solar Panels

A year ago today… A startling revelation has been leaked out of the headquarters of ExxonMobil Corporation in Irving, Texas. Apparently the company…

Brazilian Carnaval Float Powers City of Two Million

While Rio de Janeiro’s Carnaval wins the attention of millions around the globe with its momentous floats and ostentatious feathery costumes, Salvador, Brazil’s…

Carbon Abatement Failure Prompts New Strategies: Human Clones With Gills

With the failure of carbon abatement strategies after the collapse of COP 15 and resistance to any further United Nations meetings on climate…

Triple Pundit Acquires News Corporation

In a surprise but carefully planned move, Triple Pundit LLC has acquired News Corporation in a deal backed personally by Warren Buffett. News…

US Senator Inhofe Blames UFOs for Shrinking Ice Caps

Triple Pundit News Brief Washington DC – Senator James Inhofe (R) of Oklahoma, a long time global warming skeptic, seems to have taken…