Yes, this is a real product. It’s Evian water in a disposable spray can. Why? Well, according to Evian’s website, the “millions of tiny droplets” moisturize thirsty skin, help set make up, and do all kinds of other refreshing things. It’s even (supposedly) possible to recycle the can, which comes in a number of convenient sizes you can stash away in a pocket or purse.
The benefits are all probably true. A nice fine mist of water on a tired face does indeed sound refreshing and since it makes your face wet, it technically moisturizes. But what would possess a consumer to shell out up to $10 for a 5 ounce can of this stuff – from a magical source in the French alps – when they could probably rig up their own little mister can full of water to a very similar effect if they really felt they needed it? There’s nothing wrong with walking around with a mister on a hot day. So what’s the motivation for the extra cost of these? Simple – sheer vanity and the desire to feel luxurious association with a brand. Same reason people buy $12,000 watches.
But unlike a $12,000 watch, which is made to last generations, these silly things are shipped around the world by the boat load, and in all likelyhood chucked in the trash soon thereafter. With Evian Spray, your vanity also comes with complete nonchalance toward any environmental or social externalities whatsoever. That makes it a ridiculous thing to buy.
Like most complicated issues, it’s a mixed bag. Sure, Evian spends a lot of money promoting this stuff, but at the end of the day, it’s people who make the decision to purchase it. If there’s demand, someone will deliver, dancing babies and all. Whether that makes Evian irresponsible is besides the point, someone else will come through.
The best solution for those of us who care? Do a better job marketing an alternative. There’s a business opportunity here for sure. Think about it: little misters made of recycled material – bedazzled to make them expensive. Sell them with fancy Brita filters so you can refill on demand. Associate them with some glamorous female celebrity, and bam, you’re a millionaire and Evian spray goes the way of the dodo. Just give 3p some credit.